2015 05 – Tweedledum (poem)

TWEEDLEDUM AND TWEEDLEDEE AND ME

 

David Cameron

and his Bullingdon brethren

urges you

to take jobs

that don’t exist

or with zero hours

persist

plus a food bank

to subsist

 

Ed Miliband

so bland

straight

from Uni-land

his kind

snatched Labour

from labour’s

horny

hand

 

Nick Clegg

once more begs

a place

in anyone’s

cabinet

though his party

has very few

inhabitants

 

All three

with the front door key

to Number 10

be

a liberal’s delight

personality clashes

mock concern

flashes

but

with no real fight

 

                        Wilson John Haire.