TWEEDLEDUM AND TWEEDLEDEE AND ME
David Cameron
and his Bullingdon brethren
urges you
to take jobs
that don’t exist
or with zero hours
persist
plus a food bank
to subsist
Ed Miliband
so bland
straight
from Uni-land
his kind
snatched Labour
from labour’s
horny
hand
Nick Clegg
once more begs
a place
in anyone’s
cabinet
though his party
has very few
inhabitants
All three
with the front door key
to Number 10
be
a liberal’s delight
personality clashes
mock concern
flashes
but
with no real fight
Labour Affairs Magazine 