SHOE HORN

• She asked for political asylum.
• Harrods was the first place that came to mind.
•   Guided there by an English gent, so kind.
•   He trades in guns including the dum-dum.
• She had been on the run from various malls,
• having tried on too many costly shoes
•   and in not fitting she threatened to sue.
•   After the rows she began to make calls.
• There had to be reconciliation.
• Jeddah promised a two-billion-pound deal,
•   F-35s for every occasion.
•   The Yemen needs put back before the wheel.
• Nothing like cordite to seal relations.
• Lover, I’m home!… with Jimmy Choo well heeled.

Wilson John Haire.